*There no full trans for this show, or maybe already subtitle and I dont know, here there partial trans that I’m sure really worth reading for fangirl, lol*
DJ: We’ll take a psychological test. Everyone please close your eyes.
Now you are climbing a mountain with your loving girlfriend. What type of mountain are you climbing?
1. Mountain with dense forest full of trees.
2. A cliff consist of stones and rocks.
3. Mountain with river running through valley.
4. Mountain covered with white snow.
Open you eyes and choose one.
Minhyuk: I’m 3, mountain with valley.
Jonghyun: Jonghyun take number 4.
Jungshin: Jungshin is number one.
Yonghwa: Yonghwa is 3.
DJ: I’ll announce the result. This test is about ‘The reason why your dating doesn’t go on smoothly.’
CNBLUE: Wow, so curious.
Jungshin, you chose dense forest with trees? You value ‘a love at first sight’.
That’s why you cannot start dating. Once you start dating, you hate to part, so you become attached seriously.You never pay attention to any girls around you, you are just waiting for perfect the other half. You are too discreet, that’s why you are lonely.
Yonghwa: It perfectly matches. Oh Oh daebak!!!
DJ: Do the members agree?
Jonghyun: Yes we do, he is absolutely so.
Minhyuk: Really, he never give glance to girls all around him. He looks like waiting for his other half.
DJ: You never have any special feeling no matter whom you met?
Jungshin: I have no intention to date this or that girls.
DJ: Have you ever been attached?
Jungshin: I haven’t dated much, so I’m not sure, but I may be spiteful.
DJ: Who chose river running through valley? Minhyuk, Yonghwa. Your eyes are hanging on the top of the sky. Now matter how perfect a woman is, she can’t meet your standard. You will get aged and die as solo. If you want a princess, you should be a prince too. Keep it in mind and lower your standard.
Yonghwa: Right, right. It’s so true.
DJ: Minhyuk doesn’t agree?
Minhyuk: I aim higher person, and I improve myself to meet her level.
DJ: Have you guys seen his latest ex-gf?
Jungshin: No, I haven’t.
Jonghyun: I have.
DJ: How was she? Was she a high level person? Hmm he can’t answer kk.
Jonghyun: Minhyuk has his own style.
DJ: Anyway you agree?
Yonghwa: I consider those things too.
DJ: Not only by look? Higher than you with many things?
Yonghwa: Yes, must be higher. One level up.
DJ: Who chose mountain covered with snow?
Jonghyun: I did.
DJ: You are so innocent that you don’t know what love is! (all laugh) Because of it, you are full of nonsense love fantasy! If you were this perfect innocent state, you yourself and your partner would feel burdened from before you start. Is he innocent?
Yonghwa: Absolutely not.
Jonghyun: I chose wrong mountain. I think I’m number 3.
DJ: So you are not an innocent?
Jonghyun: I want to be an innocent.
DJ: And the number 2, chosen by nobody, rock cliff is? ‘You are church oppa style! Always your face is smiling, gentle to random people. Countless girls are surrounding you but none of them is yours. Your partner will get sick of you, lover of everybody.’
Trans credit @saturnkr
Posted by tara lee @blue plum blossoms decoded